captainofthefriendshipship:

batwayne—bruceman:

cosmiccourage:

therewasalwaysthenile:

captainofthefriendshipship:

teamstarkidlove:

star-kidz-bop:

albainlove:

ivegotthelimes:

fnncks:

starkidswhatthehellcanttheydo:

pansexual-atheist-time-lord:

sazzylicious:

thisisthefunctionofarubberduck:

We’re quite a kooky couple, you’ll agree.

We share some hands and fingers, and yet the feeling lingers..

We’re just about as different as anyone can be

YOU like plotting a garden…and I like plotting to kill…

You think that you should rule the world — I think books are a thrill!

Sipping tea by the fire is swell…

Pushing people in is fun as well…

I like folding all my ties…

And you have no friends- hey! That’s a surprise.

I guess it’s plain to see, when you look at you and me. We’re different, different as can be.

You’re a sissy, a twat, a girl. I’m the darkest of lords!

I’m the brightest proffesor here- I’ve won several awards!

My new world is about to unfold.

Hey you got beat by a two year old!

I’ll kill him this time through and through

Or you might just give him another tattoo!

Source:peruvial