We’re quite a kooky couple, you’ll agree.
We share some hands and fingers, and yet the feeling lingers..
We’re just about as different as anyone can be
YOU like plotting a garden…and I like plotting to kill…
You think that you should rule the world — I think books are a thrill!
Sipping tea by the fire is swell…
Pushing people in is fun as well…
I like folding all my ties…
And you have no friends- hey! That’s a surprise.
I guess it’s plain to see, when you look at you and me. We’re different, different as can be.
You’re a sissy, a twat, a girl. I’m the darkest of lords!
I’m the brightest proffesor here- I’ve won several awards!
My new world is about to unfold.
Hey you got beat by a two year old!
I’ll kill him this time through and through
Or you might just give him another tattoo!